CANA — New research has suggested that the famous miracle of the water turned into wine at the wedding at Cana may have been undone soon thereafter, as Jesus witnessed guests doing the Electric Slide. A scroll fragment dating to the first century that was discovered around the traditional site of the famous wedding suggests Jesus reverted the wine back into water to prevent guests from further embarrassing themselves. [snip] “Nobody wants to see that,” he added. “Especially in first-century Galilee.” It’s not currently known if the text fragment is a previously missing section of the gospel of John or possibly from a separate apocryphal work. Regardless, it does provide important context that the Electric Slide was alive and well in the time of Jesus, and most certainly frowned upon as it is today. [snip] Flock cameras are causing everyone to freak out, so The Babylon Bee launched an investigation into Flock Safety to separate fact from fiction. Here is everything you need to know about Flock (*) Full article: https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-turns-wine-back-to-water-after-weddings-guests-start-doing-the-electric-slide/ Post navigation Democrats Caught On Tape The Democrats Can’t Stop Him
